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[Attached- a picture of Sugar Ray flopped on the floor! With Shinjiro's hand flat out on the ground next to him, as though that will help with size comparison.]

hey dont agree with the housewife thing
you sap
also you probably dont want me trying to massage your back or something
id probably screw it up somehow

[Thank you thank you. Aw... he- really is cute.]

Damn he really is getting big.
All right.
Thanks.
Why can't I?
You've been fitting the role really nice so far.
Probably not.
But you can always take some classes for that.

[Not that he'd- really want you to do it for anyone but him. Hah. Hah.]

[Yeah, that-- rabbit is fucking adorable. HUGE. but adorable.]

maybe he's like that kids book with the huge dog
and he just never stops growing.
and fitting it or not it sounds weird.
yeah no ill pass on that i dont need even more school bullshit
besides who wants to be rubbing up on some stranger

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Big dog book, what...?]

Either way i'll find a harness that fits.
I'll just talk to the pet store clerk.
I didn't mean it like that.
I don't want you to touch anyone else.
I just meant me.

dont worry about it then.
can you pick up some feeder rats when you go by too? two would be good i think.
for the massage thing i could try and to hell with wasting money on a course
just say what sucks and what feels okay and i bet i could figure it out enough

[or accidentally screw up somehow, whichever]